(Source: ugh)



not texting back is only okay when i do it

(Source: sharonosbourne)



jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home





rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks



If you’re dating a writer and they don’t write about you — whether it’s good or bad — then they don’t love you. They just don’t. Writers fall in love with the people we find inspiring.
Jamie Anne Royce (via drapetomania)

(Source: thoughtcatalog.com)





heycuddleme:

agreed ♥