not texting back is only okay when i do it
(Source: sharonosbourne)
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
Jamie Anne Royce (via drapetomania)
(Source: thoughtcatalog.com)